This isn't your average joe holder! This coffee mug/mug/cup is packed with laughs/humor/jokes that are so good/funny/hilarious, they're almost as delicious/refreshing/amazing as the beverage/drink/coffee inside. Get ready to grin/giggle/snort every time you take a sip/glug/swill. It's the perfect/ideal/awesome gift for anyone who needs a laugh/smil

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my morning dose of caffeine like a person depends on oxygen. Truly, the thought of starting my day without it causes me anxiety. Black doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am a creature of custom, and that tradition is my daily